Cretins can find happiness too? - Forrest Gump Reviews

The fact that this movie has done so well in the United States is a such a sad, sad sign of our times. Not even mediocrity, nay cretinism is glorified in this movie. As we collectively slip more and more, we can at least console ourselves thinking that maybe we'll just luck out? Is that what this dumb movie is trying to say? Or, even if you are completely stupid, if you are a good person, everything will somehow work out for you? Now, who can personally attest to this theory? I can't. Sorry folks. Let's palease stay in the realm of what is at least marginally true, not the utterly absurd. It's hurting impressionable minds out there. This movie is not about a box of chocolates, but an assortment of terds.